One last thing, I know I'm not a good critic and I'm not particularly interested in participating in that field, but I felt like I needed to give you guys something. work-MovieĪlso, since later on you will find me raising my tone to a point where I may seem like I'm being insulting, I've tried emulating the Nostalgia Critic, because I like his reactions. It's gonna sound mean since I'm tackling an older work and Colton's writing has most definitely improved since then but I'm gonna give it a go anyways because I like this fic.Īnd some of it is going to be nitpicking because I know no better. Steve: *to Chris* You got to do something, Chris!Ĭhris: Right.I'm probably not gonna do this right seeing that I'm not really the best person to review, but since there is nothing new going on in my life I had to do it. Sia: That's okay, at least I still grab that tail of yours! Steve: But, that don't make sense since you have paws instead of fingers. Karl: Yep, and the best thing about fishing is to eat the fish after that! Sia: Well, we follow you to capture you two and become bait for the mermaid!Ĭhris: Me and Steve become bait? You're going to fish too? Steve: Hey there cats, what do you think you're doing?Ĭhris: Yeah, and we don't invite stowaways! Sia (offscreen): A real-life mermaid you say? Steve: Wow, I never seen a real-life mermaid before.Ĭhris: Yeah, and it makes me feel fluffy. You see, I was swimming in the reef and saw some butterflyfish swimming past by me.ĭouble D: Well, I was talking to Nazz and-Įddy: Nazz? A mermaid? I thought mermaids aren't real!Įddy: So, are you going back to fish with us?ĭouble D: Sorry, but I have to hang out with Nazz for a bit.Įddy: Wait! You haven't caught something yet! Pelican (narrating): What's this? A real-life mermaid saying hello to Eddward? This must be a dream come true. Karl: If they catch many fish as they can, it will be an all-you-can-eat buffet.ĭouble D: *sighs* What's taking so long til the fish bite the bait? The humans will catch both large and small fish.
Steve: Yep, and we'll going to fish for the smaller ones. And believe me, he can't wait to see the mermaid.Įddy: Alright guys, got your fishing rods ready? Pelican (narrating): The big day have arrived for Eddward. Steve: This is gonna be an adventure that we never seen before! Pelican (narrating): So the Eds and the rodents took a road trip to fish in the sea.Įddy: Alright guys, we're gonna fish a lot of fishes! Right?Įddy: Alright, enough of that mermaid stuff. Sia: Yeah, but that is a very old cliche. Karl: But, aren't we suppose to catch mice? Sia: Go fishing? Well Karl, how about we follow the truck to the docks and then, we'll catch those rodents for ourselves. Karl: They are planning to go fishing with the humans! Sia: So, what are they doing in the truck? Karl: Look Sia, there's a squirrel and a chipmunk sneaking into the truck! Pelican (narrating): Little did they know that they've been followed themselves. Steve: Perfect choice, Chris! Now, let's go inside and close it. Then, take a long drive to the docks and when the humans set the boat to sail, we get out the bag and we go fishing.Ĭhris: Hey, how about a bag has not been closed yet? Steve: Okay, here's the plan, we sneak into the humans' truck and hide inside one of the bags. Steve: Say Chris, are you ready for our fishing trip with these humans?Ĭhris: Yeah, I'm ready. Pelican (narrating): Meanwhile, a busy-tailed rodent and his friend were planning for a fishing trip too. Pelican (narrating): You see here, Eddward was falling in love with someone that was half-human half-fish, it was a beautiful mermaid named Nazz.ĭouble D: Not now Eddy, I'm dreaming of something.Įddy: Listen Double D, we got a fishing trip to do and what is your problem?ĭouble D: I am dreaming on Nazz, a beautiful mermaid that I encountered.Įddy: A mermaid? Ha! There is no such thing as mermaids at least you and lumpy think they were real!Įd: Wow, mermaids make me wanna sleep with the fishes.Įddy: Yeah lumpy, believe in that. *clears throat* Once upon a time in a place called the Cal-De-Sac, there was a sock-headed boy named Eddward. Pelican: Hey folks, mister pelican have a story to tell. MCMXVII Copyright Walt Disney Productions All Rights Reserved Aqua: Mermaid Nazz's pet bottlenose dolphin calf.